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{January 31, 2008}   Wow! Early Hong Bao!

As usual went to work at 12.50pm and reached at 1.00pm excalty… Sat at my dumb Deli booth and rot…Boring… … But af a while Bin Hong came n visit me. Tt sure cuts the boringness. he changed phone no. and so did i on my contact list.Aft cont. on my Frozen department. Then, i decided to work on 2nd day of New Year,jus for tt shit $35.000000000 Hong Bao. Well, i jus picked up 3X$10 note and 1X$5 note on the floor,lucky me :D. Then 01(Boss) called me in 4 the “HONG BAO”. O YEAH MAN,U DA MAN! He happy new year me i also happy new year him.I was thinking: Cut the crap u moron,hand over da bucks. I went out,opened, ……Great…dumbshit $20 NTUC SHIT VOUCHER!!! _|_ DAMN U!!! Well tt was crap,really. Wadever.

Aft two GESS Sec2 gals came n asked: Hi! I was wonder if u got some $200+ hamper. WTF?! U got some two hundred bucks??! Yea they did. So we went to the office, filled up the form. In the process, i kept looking at one of them and felt the feeling when looking at Ce****. OMG! They r so cute…XD. Well got their no. anyway(Its on the form :D) Then tok to them a bit abt GESS.Told me they were from 2e, Pram-chan boy class. Told them i was 4e 2007.Then they asked so more things and blah blah…

Ah…I wanna c them again,mayb i should go bak to GESS??(Bros,help me on tt)

Aft, b4 i left for home af work, I got a box of oranges 4 CNY. I opened up…,OK ITS NUMBER 1 oranges.The cheapest,Shittest,rotten,ulgy oranges who cost $4.88/box 4 18-20 of them. I thought: O shit u. Tt was real cheap of u.To giv some oranges tt become coffee powder type af a few days. The bottom line: The shit oranges turn mouldy af a few days and u can use the powderish moulds to make coffee :D.

Ahhh…Wadever,Dumbasses. Anyway, Happy Birthday to me :D. 31st Jan 2007 i turned 17:D^_^:). Way got to b more understanding of the world now.

Now…a picture to wish me Happy Birthday:



{January 30, 2008}   Buget Company+Stuck in lift

O well. Today was a call say exciting or fked up day. Went to work in my buget company NTUC,paying u incredible $4.50/hr.I however earn pass tt,due to my boldness and intelligence. Whenever i m free, i will walk around and take something to drink/eat. Thus, increasing the maximum amt of output pay. :D. With morons and nobrainers at ur side of force, u can expect wad kind of environment. Trolleys blocking ur way of entry/departure. Thus, i thought of a gd idea n push the trolleys in the middle of the road blocking any incoming humans’ way. N the ppl who r resposible got scolded,of course. I spam over 1000 vulgar word today with “Knnccb F*** ur mom” beginning and everyone stared at me. Wow! I didnt reliase Singaporeans vulgar was on par lvl with me.

Last words: “_|_ NUTC BUGET SHOP”

Aft went 4 “Escape” near my block, with Phelan,Wai leong,Ranil,Jaarvis,Janvin,Ganesh,Ling Zhen they all. “Escape” is a word from the song “The Great Escape” which is meant by two words how it is played: “Block catching” (Is this for KIDS?! NO!).

Af one damn hr of running and sweating, we were leaving at around 11pm+ when we took a lift from 6th floor to 1st.As usual of 4E 2007, we push each other around N UPON 1ST FLOOR, THE LIFT BITCH ON US. It got bloody stuck and keep going up so slowly tt u can finish saying 58421458words/flr. It kept going up until 30th and in the process there were analyzation wad will happen.

Phelan: NOOO!!! IT WILL REACH 30TH FLOOR AND GO ALL THE WAY DOWN!!! I DON WANNA DIE!

Ranil: No it wont dumbshit. Will it hit 31st floor like Charlie’s smelly chcolate factory’s lift?

Ling Zhen: I don wanna die!!! I haven fk a gal yet!!!

Me: Bitches! STFU!(And i keep pressing the button,alarm.)

Wai Leong: SHUT UP! I WILL CALL THE RESCUE NO.

So he did and the woman on the line said a rescue team is coming over in 10 mins. Indeed rescue team came, with 10ppl in red uniform using wrench to brake us free. We thank them and treated them to coffee. NOT!

A dumb uncle came(Rescue team huh?!) open the door with the key and said: “Ni ma de! Ni overloading the lift la 1,2,3….10 ppl.Overloading la! So maximum weight of 900kg…hmm… I suddenly feel heavy as i weight 90kg.How stupid… O well i went home bath and started on this post on “Buget Comapny+Stuck in lift”.

Thx 4 reading, and remember if u go to NTUC say: Can i actually buy ur company with my armpit hair plz??

(I wanted to present the dear pic. to my dear boss :D) 



{January 28, 2008}   Devil May Cry…or Whine??

Alrite.Its posting time.2nd post and its abt of course anime. Introducing DMC,Devil May Cry the anime.

DMC is based on the video game series from 1-4. 12 episodes,with 23mins running time

Summary:

Main character Dante, a half human/devil. The series centers on main character Dante’s goal of avenging his mother’s murder by exterminating demons. As the series progresses it is revealed that the demon emperor Mundus is responsible for the loss of Dante’s mother.

But tts 4 the game.The anime is wad i call “No link hack n kill”show.However the style of the anime gose really smooth with the episodes.If u r one who love actions,blood,violent and wadsoever,try it, it will suit ur taste.

Dante carries a twin handgun which seem to use air as bullets as i don c him reloading nor running out of bullets.He uses a Big-Scary-Heavy sword which i duno y weigh a ton n he swings it like plastic sword… He owns a shop with the signboard:

This is our dear Dante:

And…The OP of the show

Some part of the show

Blah Blah i think this show is real cool with Dante anyhow killing all the devils n stuff.He is jus overpowered…and it should b called “Devil Must Whine”.Try watching it u may like it if not shoot me in the head plz :D.

Long live anime.



{January 28, 2008}   Yawns~Zzz…Its midnite here.

1st post plz read or don doesnt matter.This blog is going to get better day after day.Dedicated for humans.Thx for reading!

One more thing before i end.I love anime if u don(or u do) “Stand By Me”.

(No.This is not emox.)



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